Todays Roleplay

Well Todays roleplay was quite a series of situations mostly concerning the crazy psychopathic killer Cream aka the squeaker. First Things first Today we had elections because the former mayor Buzz was not cut out for politics and saw his true calling in the oil industry.The candidates were Mr.Tutly and Mr.Darman. Mr.Tutly who is now the Mayor came out on top.Afterwards he hand picked his public officals and law enforcement officers.apparently the new hand picked police officers had no experience and had to go in to training for a very long duration.mean while in the city there was this small time drug dealer aka the squeaker, who would randomly call you and ask if you wanted drugs.Finally a noble and honest citzen Mercenary who is training to be a narcotics officer contacted the squeaker and set up a deal to put a stop to the drugs that he was selling that were poisoning this fine city.Thankfully Mercenary pervaled and with some honest cops help they put the drug dealing scumbag behind bars.Once the squeaker got out he no longer selled illegal narcotics he turned to terrorist activity and while the good people of liberty city were attending the demolition derby he blew up 2 innocent bystander and himself.Some how he survied and continued his reign of terror.But afterwards when that matter was dealt with and everything was cleaned up the demolition derby continued.There were 2 contestants The Mayor and Myself after a long ravaging battle it was over and the mayor won.

Further more afterwards mercenary accidently ran over the terrorist squeaker on the highway when the terrorist woke up from his minor coma he attempted to sew the Car driver. He then rethought his actions and Dismissed his case.But then i decided to counter sew purely out of slander and spite,then i hired the best lawyer in town Mr.Wolf to represent me in court.When it was time to arrive i was fashionably late but nevertheless i arrived and then we started with the case, i brought some harrassing and threating phone calls to the table courtesy of the squeaker that he made previously when he was sewing me. After hours of the courts precious time the squeaker decided to waste more of it by assualting a police officer and going suicidal kamakazie. appartently the law enforcement officers didn't perform a deep enough rectum search. The squeaker had a rpg all the way up there and how did he get that big long weapon of mass destruction and chaos up there is still a mystery. and once again the the squeaker defies death somehow and he made a run for it and the police officers that were patroling outside of the courtroom thankfully apprehended him. When the the good people of Liberty City were tired of his anarchy and chaos they decided to execute the terrorist on live television they shot him repeatedly in the crotch soon after death he was buried so the people of liberty city could always visit his grave site and urinate all over it. So overall the roleplay today was quite a ordeal however very entertaining .......

This message was courtesy of Lucas Enterprises






-Day 2

Alright today was a better day sort of. So Today i woke up from my office desk in Bohan, Last night My associates and I had a pretty big party just a little "soiree" With Multiple Women it was practically a World Wide Orgy!
So first things first After i was done ''reminiscing'' I got up went to my personel bathroom and got my self cleaned up.
After that i went back to my office and opened my office wardrobe, And Suited up! and to start my day i called my driver Jacopo to pick me up at the office. When he finally arrived i got in and he handed me a cup of coffee. He asked where i would like to go and i replied.....To the Grand Reopening to my good friend Mathias Faustins Club.
While Jacopo was making his way to the club i told him... before we arrive stop by the Perseus so i can get my pal a new ''Shapka'' as a gift for the personel invitation to his celebration, He replied.... Right away Mr.Lucas. When we arrived at the perseus Algonquin i got out of the car and walked in.


While i was inside i said hello to the manager Fabio which is one of the mayor's cousins and also a Flamming Homosexual. He replied Hello Mr.Frank ''Sexy Ass''Lucas and then i didnt say another word and i just walked away in fear of getting ass raped by the Mayors cousin Fabio but that's besides the point. So when i was searching i went to the russian section of the store and found a suitable Shapka then walked up to a cashier paid and left right away, because the Grand Reopening was about to start and i didn't want to be late. While i was outside i called up my driver Jacopo who was around the corner And Told him to bring the bentley Around. When he drove up to me i got in and told him to drive to the Club and make it fast Because we we're running late. We drove to broker which took about 10minutes from the location we started horrible traffic Then again this is liberty City. With about a minute to Spare I arrived!



I walked up to the bouncer And he recognized me right away and said Mr.lucas Welcome we've been expecting you and your private booth is set up. I said thank you and handed him a 100 Dollars. While i was walking to the My booth i noticed the Mayor was here and he had this shitty commoner table with two chairs up front and i was laughing in my head hahahahahahahahahha. While i had my laugh the waiter walked up to me and Mr.Lucas it's an honor to serve you and then i replied at ease friend. The waiter asked what will you be having tonight Mr.Lucas And i Replied The usual. Which is PrimeRib With a side of Grilled potatoes also a side asparagus and to top it off a piece of Garlic Bread And Some Patrone on ice as my beverage. In response Excellent choice Mr.Lucas like always. When he left i saw The clubs owner mathias walking by and i yelled.... Mathias! Come over hear, I got a present for yea. He walked up to my booth and said Frank! I'm glad you accepted my invitation, and i said of course we go way back I couldnt pass this up, He then said so where's my present you were talking about? In response i Snapped my fingers right after miraculously Jacopo appeared out of no where behind him with a box That contained the Shapka i purchased recently. And then when Jacopo was in postion i Said Behind You he then turned around and for a second he was frightened. Then he turned around and look at me and said...Nice trick frank lol, and then i said open it. He then opened the box and saw the Shapka! and smiled thank you frank i will cherish this hat forever. Then i said I'm Glad you like it Mathias. Now go tend to the guests will talk again later and then he walked away.



I told my Driver Jacopo to take the Day off and that his services are no longer required today Dismissed! He responded thank your Mr.Lucas Have a good time at this party and Remember im only a phone call away Mr.Lucas.
I then said good day Jacopo. After all that was over the waiter came up to my booth with the food i ordered, He then said Here you go Mr.Lucas Your Usual Enjoy. It was now time to eat while i was just about to taste that beautiful cooked Steak The mayor Yell's out Frank! Wtf you doing here, While he said that remark i was thinking The fucking balls on this guy and then it occured to me he must be drinking there's no other logical explanation. Everyone in Liberty City know's not to Mess With FRANK LUCAS, the mayor obviously didn't get the Memo. So i replied i was invited and why dont you got a private booth Mr.Mayor did the governor cut your funding. His Response was tipical Fuck your Frank. I quickly Replied What was that! i dont speak Chink! he then realized this battle was already over.
He then kept his mouth shut, i then whistled for Mathias the owner of the club and told him that im going to reserve this hole place and i want you to kick the mayor out personally he then said hahahah Just like old times Frank. When Mathias arrived at The mayors shitty ass table, The mayor said yea what do you want while his mouth was filled with egg roll's, Mathias Then said with a smile on his face I regret to inform you Mr.mayor but i'm gonna have to ask you to leave this club has no been reserved. The mayor's reaction was priceless he Then yelled spitting out his food in his mouth.... By who! Mathias Then said By Mr.Lucas he's sitting over there in his private booth. When the mayor looked over at me he saw that i was smiling and then said this is an outrage! and got up from his chair and walked away to the staircase and then yelled im gonna have this place closed down! When he left me and mathias heard gunshots outside and i ran to see what all the commotion was......


While i opened the door it was raining and i look on the sidewalk and it was the mayor with a bullet wound and said i've been shot and then i replied that's obvious and i then got out my phone and called a ambulancen when i was done i asked who shot him and he said it was the bouncer and then i quickly found mathias and told him that his employee tried to assassinate the mayor and his response was god dam it! that'ts the last thing i need right now im trying to get this business booming and then, i said don't worry it's a classy place ''Hakuna Matata''. I then went back outside to check on the mayor and then the ambulance arrived and the paramedics got out and put the wounded mayor on the stretcher and drove off. I then went back inside and told mathias i had a goodtime and i then said i had to go and would call him up later and we could club hopping or go to a strip club like old times and he said sure just call me whenever. I then walked out of the club and then called a cab, when the cab arrived i told him to take me to Lucas Enterprises, he then replied.... right away sir......hey arent you the Chairman/Founder of lucas enterprises? I then said Yep that's me Frank Lucas How you doing. He then drove me back to the office. When i arrived outside of Lucas Enterprises i then said to myself It's time to do some work and then walked inside......





-Day 3

I woke up this morning with a ''Smile on my Face''. Because on the Previous Night I had a little encounter with a old female friend from HighSchool Named ''Sadie West''. I'd rather not get in to details on what happened after are Confrontation But i will Reveal that she like's the ''Sticky Finish''. Anyway's after i was done reminiscing, I got up from my ''Ultra King Size Bed'' i then walked to my bathroom and took a very Refreshing Shower. After i was done with my shower, I dried off and put on my Custom Made Bathrobe with my intial's ''FL''. I then walked to my Closet, and Told myself it was time to ''Suit Up'', So i then put on one of my many suit's in my Closet......
When i was done getting dressed i yelled....Jacopo! and i told him to prepare my Breakfast. He then Replied right away Mr. Lucas. I then walked to the kitchen and read my Newspaper and ate my breakfast. When i was done, i told Jacopo.... to prepare the bentley, He then said ''Right away Mr.Lucas''. So i then walked outside and Jacopo was waiting By the Bentley. When I approached the Bentley he opened the door ''slowly but vigorously''. I got in and Jacopo said where to Mr.Lucas......I Replied, To the Office Jacopo. When we arrived at Lucas Enterprises, Jacopo got out of the Bentley and opened my door, When i got out of the car, I asked Jacopo what time it was he then said
8:30 Mr.Lucas. Then i said no Jacopo..... It's history making time.


When i walked in to my office and sat in my chair, My secretary Mrs.Fox came walking in... and said that the mayor was on line one. i then said... oh this must be important, I then answered and it Seemed that the Mayor wanted me to Meet him at his Club in broker and i asked him what this was regarding and he replied.... I want to discuss business with you Mr.Lucas, I then accepted and told him... I will see you soon Mr.Mayor. I then told my Secretary to cancel all of my meetings. after that was done, I called up my Butler/Driver Jacopo, And asked him to bring the Bentley around! and that, i need to Go to the Mayor's club in broker. He then said Right away Mr.Lucas. While i was making my way to the front of Lucas Enterprises, I told my head of Security Darman that, I need two Bodyguards to accompany me to the meeting with the Mayor. Mainly Because the club's location is in a bad neighborhood and i wanted to make sure, I was properly protected. So when i walked out side i saw Jacopo.... and he was already outside waiting for men to get in. I then instructed The two Bodyguards to take seperate vehicle's and to follow us....


When i arrived to the Club, Jacopo got out of the car and opened my door like all way's. I then told my two Bodyguard's to ''Keep there Eye's Open'' and they both said....Understood Mr.Lucas. So i then walked into the club, and saw that the mayor was already there, and had set up a booth in the ''Vip Section''. I walked up to the mayor and he greeted me, and i then said how's the wife and Kid's, He replied Perfecto. I then said Glad to hear it. So after that was done, I said alright Mr.Mayor let's discuss ''Business''. So we did and he apparently had a job offer for Lucas Enterprises. The offer was that Lucas Enterprises and His lawfirm Advent & Associates ''Work Together'', The offer was more then generous and only a ''MadMan'' would Refuse so i Gladly Accepted. He then brought me all the paper work and i then signed. After that was done i shook the Mayor's hand..... and said i look forward to doing ''Business'' with you Mr.Mayor and I then left the club, and hopped in to the Bentley and Instructed Jacopo to take me to ''bahama mamas'' and told him it was time to Celebrate! He then said you know me Mr.Lucas, i can never say no to Titties........

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-Frank Lucas

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-Frank Lucas

Bring in The Wolf...lol
gotta love pulp fiction